...and other rambling perspectives from the desk of Jason S. (And after all, we're only ordinary men.)
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
so pleasant
I think that it's a sign,
that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images,
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.
that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images,
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Gaston congressman gets ‘friendly' Facebook backlash after committee quarrel | friendly, plenty, gaston - Gaston Gazette
This guy drives me crazy. I would like to just ignore him, instead of watching the slow-motion train wreck that is his career.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
The Trial - Pink Floyd
LOVE these song lyrics! Some of my favorite sections are in bold.
Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!
I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honor.
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied,
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today?
Crazy,
Toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.
You little shit you're in it now,
I hope they throw away the key.
You should have talked to me more often
Than you did, but no! You had to go
Your own way, have you broken any
Homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm your honor,
Him and Me, alone.
Baaaaaaaaaabe!
Come to mother baby, let me hold you
In my arms.
M'lud I never wanted him to
Get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, your honor, let me take him home.
Crazy,
Over the rainbow, I am crazy,
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in.
Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.
The evidence before the court is
Incontrivertable, there's no need for
The jury to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
Of the full penaltie of law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to defecate!
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!
I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honor.
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied,
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today?
Crazy,
Toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.
You little shit you're in it now,
I hope they throw away the key.
You should have talked to me more often
Than you did, but no! You had to go
Your own way, have you broken any
Homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm your honor,
Him and Me, alone.
Baaaaaaaaaabe!
Come to mother baby, let me hold you
In my arms.
M'lud I never wanted him to
Get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, your honor, let me take him home.
Crazy,
Over the rainbow, I am crazy,
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in.
Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.
The evidence before the court is
Incontrivertable, there's no need for
The jury to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
Of the full penaltie of law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to defecate!
"Hey Judge! Shit on him!"
Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers.
Tear down the wall!
Deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers.
Tear down the wall!
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
Friday, February 04, 2011
HBO: Real Time with Bill Maher: Ep. 199 January 21, 2011: New Rules
HBO: Real Time with Bill Maher: Ep. 199 January 21, 2011: New Rules
LOVE the last New Rule. Best quote: "He can't be Kenyan. He's a golden retriever."
Grow a backbone DEMS!
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
iPhone4 vs HTC Evo
It can grant up to three wishes... I don't care
I need the one with the bigger GBs.
My cat is homeless.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Eugenia Evans teaches piano at the age of 101 : Gaston Gazette
Eugenia Evans teaches piano at the age of 101 : Gaston Gazette
My son Evan has been taking piano lessons from his great grandmother Genie. The Gaston Gazette did a story about them in May 2010.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Lewis Black: "Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette's" (VIDEO)
This guy is awesome and should be on Stewart more often.
Monday, May 03, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus - A BuzzFlash Reader Commentary
Interesting way to make a point. WWSSJD?
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone - The Oatmeal
Yeah, I pretty much LOVE this cartoon. I mean The Oatmeal is okay...usually...but, they nailed this particular topic. I think I'll chuckle some more. Later. Bye. See ya. Adios. Ciao.
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